carnal
nothing says love like coming home to find that your laptop wallpaper has been replaced with a huge picture of your boyfriend’s fiance’s dick with “happy valentine’s day” written across it. in honor of the hallmark-created, money-grubbing excuse for a holiday, i’ve decided upon posting a pointless documentation of appreciation for my boo, and for the men who uphold the same qualities as he. i’ll spare readers my extensive list and just name a few of importance. among the obvious, there is intelligence, drive, spontaneity, humor, sexual appeal, etc. a significant other is not a door mat, nor a dictator. as simple of a concept as this is, it’s a rarity. someone that truly cares wants you to be your best and will, with good intent, push you to strive for your best, by not only acknowledging and urging the continuation of positive traits and talents, but by also pointing out areas in which progression can take place. there is nothing so attractive as a man who cares a great deal about himself, but genuinely cares far and beyond that for you and only you. women: if you are fortunate enough to have a man that possesses all of the above qualities, i expect that the next time you are in his presence, you be on your hands and knees begging to sloppily suck his cock until his cum is dripping out your nostrils. i also recommend making an ass-jiggling, clit-rubbing, fifteen photo gif of yourself and emailing it to him right this second.
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